Your Tragic Fate
Character planner for Liberal Crime Squad: New Age.
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strength
9(14)
intelligence
6(10)
agility
12(19)
charisma
5 (8)
heart
9(14)
Punk Jacket, Sleeper Lawyer, 4 Gang Members
firearms
5
seduction
5
martial arts
4
security
2
writing
1
law
1
first aid
1
religion
1
street smarts
1
In the moments after I was born in 2004...
- A -American torture of prisoners in Iraq was revealed on national TV.+2 Agility, June 30th
- B -Ronald Reagan died.+2 Strength, September 5th
- C -Firefox was released, challenging Microsoft's dominance over web browsers.+2 Intelligence, November 9th
- D -Kenyan democracy activist Wangari Maathai received the Nobel Peace Prize.+2 Charisma, October 8th
- E -Massachusetts became the first State to legalize same-sex marriage.+2 Heart, May 17th
As a kid, when I was bad...
- A -My parents threw away my toys. I started to hide what I cared about.+1 Stealth, +1 Agility
- B -My father beat me. I learned to take a punch earlier than most.+1 Martial Arts, +1 Strength
- C -I was locked in my room, where I studied quietly by myself, alone.+1 Computers, +1 Intelligence
- D -I was never punished. I was good at lying. Their innocent little angel.+1 Disguise, +1 Charisma
- E -I was grounded from electronics. I spent a lot of time drawing.+1 Art, +1 Heart
In elementary school...
- A -I was mischevious, and always up to something.+1 Disguise, +1 Agility
- B -I was unruly and often fought with other children.+1 Martial Arts, +1 Strength
- C -I was the head of the class, and I worked very hard.+1 Writing, +1 Intelligence
- D -I was the class clown. I even had some friends.+1 Persuasion, +1 Charisma
- E -I was a daydreamer. What is, what was, what could be.+1 Art, +1 Heart
When I turned 10, my parents divorced.
- A -Acrimoniously. I once tripped over the paperwork!+1 Law, +1 Agility
- B -Violently.+1 Martial Arts, +1 Strength
- C -My studies suffered, but I continued working.+1 Computers, +1 Intelligence
- D -This was when I began to understand that words were weapons.+1 Psychology, +1 Charisma
- E -I kept a journal online. It still hurts to read the old entries.+1 Writing, +1 Heart
In middle school...
- A -I broke into lockers and was into punk rock.+2 Security, +1 Agility, Punk Jacket
- B -I was obsessed with Japanese swords and started lifting weights.+2 Martial Arts, +1 Strength, Katana and Wakizashi
- C -I created my own chess engine. I had no friends.+2 Computers, +1 Intelligence
- D -I joined the drama club, but they never had enough roles for me.+2 Disguise, +1 Charisma
- E -I tried starting a band. I had to play all the instruments myself.+2 Music, +1 Heart
Things were getting really bad...
- A -when I stole my first car. I got a few blocks before I totaled it.+2 Security, +1 Driving
- B -and I went to live with my dad. I learned gun safety the hard way.+2 Firearms, +1 First Aid
- C -and I tried being a teacher's assistant. It just made me a target.+2 Teaching, +1 Science
- D -so I ran for class president. The campaign was a disaster.+2 Persuasion, +1 Writing
- E -and I went completely goth. I had no friends and made my own clothes.+2 Tailoring, +1 Disguise, Black Formalwear
Well, I knew it had reached a crescendo when...
- A -I stole a cop car when I was only 14. I went to juvie for 6 months.+1 Driving, +1 Security, +1 Street Smarts
- B -my step mom shot her ex-husband, my dad, with a shotgun. She got off.+1 Firearms, +1 Dodge, +1 Law
- C -I got caught hacking my grades. But they made it so fucking easy!+3 Computers
- D -I resorted to controlling people. I built my own clique of outcasts.+2 Persuasion, +1 Street Smarts
- E -I got caught making out with another boy. So God hated me for that?+2 Seduction, +1 Religion
I was only 15 when I ran away, and...
- A -I started robbing houses: rich people only. I was fed up with their crap.+2 Security, +1 Stealth, +1 Agility
- B -I hung out with thugs and beat the shit out of people.+2 Martial Arts, +1 Street Smarts, +1 Strength
- C -I learned what it took to survive. When to move on, where to hide.+2 Street Smarts, +1 Stealth, +1 Intelligence
- D -I volunteered for a left-wing candidate. He didn't even come close.+2 Persuasion, +1 Law, +1 Charisma
- E -I let people pay me for sex. I needed the money to survive.+2 Seduction, +1 Street Smarts, +1 Heart
Life went on. On my 18th birthday...
- A -I stole a sports car. The owner must have been pissed!+1 Driving, Sports Car
- B -I bought myself an assault rifle. An AK-102. Fully automatic.+1 Firearms, AK-102
- C -I celebrated. I'd saved a thousand bucks!+1 Business, $1000
- D -I started wearing a security uniform to explore major buildings downtown.+1 Disguise, Security Uniform, Downtown Maps
- E -I went to a party and met a cool law student.+1 Seduction, Sleeper Lawyer
For the last year or so, I've been...
- A -stealing from Corporations. I know they're hiding the truth.+3 Agility, +1 Intelligence, +2 Security Stealth Computers and Disguise
- B -a violent gang leader. Nothing can change me, or stand in my way.+3 Agility and Strength, +3 Firearms and Martial Arts, 4 Gang Members
- C -taking college courses. I'm starting to understand what needs to be done.+4 Int, +2 Science Computers Writing and Teaching, +1 Business and Law
- D -writing my manifesto and refining my image. I'm ready to change the world.+3 Charisma, +1 Intelligence, +2 Persuasion, +1 Law and Writing, +50 juice
- E -surviving alone, just like everyone else. But we can't go on like this.+4 Heart, +1 Intelligence Strength Agility and Charisma